9. THE SIMIAN CREASE

                                                            


ISSUE ONE 1. THE MRS. PIGGLE-WIGGLE CURE 2. NON-FOOD PEPPERMINT PRODUCTS 3. "FUCK YOU" 4. GIBSON SG GUITARS 5. TAN LINES ON CENTERFOLDS 6. FLATBREADS 7. IRON MAIDEN LYRICS 8. EARLY-MORNING RADIO LOVE 9. THE SIMIAN CREASE 10. WINTER 11. MNEMONIC DEVICES 12. READY ANSWERS 13. PERFECT SONGS 14. RICHARD FEYNMAN 15. UHA SOUR DEVIL CANDIES 16. SAM WATERSTON 17. LYRICAL SELF-IMMOLATION